destroyerofhopesanddreams:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

your brother has some kind of super genetics we must use him for breeding purposes

destroyerofhopesanddreams:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

your brother has some kind of super genetics we must use him for breeding purposes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*wakes up from long coma* *rubs eyes* what kidz bop are we on

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

“he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)”
every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)

caniborrowyourgirlfriend:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

moriarty:

if you think shrek 3 sucks think again

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE 

my fav scene

voteforbrit:

Teenage Britney being adorable

distressed • fervor